ROCK IS ALIVE
23.12.2005., petak
LITRA I POL I GLE KAJ JE ISPALO
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Napokon škola je gotova mozak na pašu sljedećih mjesec dana.pa cilj mi je kao prvo da mi ni jedan dan ne prođe a da nisam barem malo pod utjecajem alkohola ili nećega sličnog te da se napokon dobro naspavam jer već imam podočnjake dio poda al fala bogu ne primjete se kad uvijek izgledam onak ko da me zemlja progutala i ispljunula.napokon su mi gosti otišli(majci je bio ročkas) prava muka bilo bit doma,naravno moja domišljata sestra se izvukla.....ponovno, tak da je cijelu većer boravila u vandi ili kako ona to naziva svojim drugim domom dok sam ja zapeo sa svojom familijom(noćna mora) mrzim obiteljska okupljanja gdje svi hvale školske uspjehe svoje djece hahaha a svi znate moje slavne neuspjehe možete si onda zamislit kak je meni crnoj ovci među svim onim zlatom kad čak i moja sestra ima bolje ocjene od mene.No ubrzo je božić pa ću se potruditi bit dobro dijete i ne upropastiti božić cijeloj obitelji. hvala bogu izvukao sam se od organizacije dočeka nove s tandarekom i seljačinama iz starog razreda,baš bi mi trebalo odguvornosti za 15 pijanih budala s obzirom da bi bili na brdu 7 km od grada a i da budem iskren jednostavno mi se ne da bit s njima,........no thanx,ne znam di ću na novu ali želio bih se baren se dobro naroljat...znate onak tek tolko da ne mogu na nogama stajat. Da i oprostite na gramatičkim greškama tri pive i metallica stvarno dekoncentriraju.UŽIVAJTE I NEMOJTE NIŠT UČIT........baš me zanima kaj će štreberi radit pod praznicima barem oni koji uće po 6 sati na dan i inače nemaju vremena za život, hoće li otkrit blagodati trave alkohola i zabave a možda i glazbe ili će pokleknuti i naučit pola drugog polugodišta napamet.podsjetite me da ih pitam. zapravo još bolje, ja ću si to napisat na ruku. ZNAM JA LJUDI DA VAMA SMETA KAJ UOPĆE DIŠEM VOLIM SI POPIT U DRUŠTVU I KAJ SAD I ISPRIĆAVAM VAM SE SVIMA ZBOG TOGA OVIM LYRICSima I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never speak a word again I will crawl away for good I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put in to this I always knew it would come to this Things have never been so swell I have never failed to feel Pain You Know your Right I'm so warm and calm inside I no longer have to hide Let’s talk about someone else Steaming soup against her mouth Nothing really bothers her She just wants to love herself I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew to come like this Things have never been so swell I have never failed to feel Pain You know Your Right Pain BY NIRVANA DA I SRETAN VAM SVIMA BOŽIĆ  |
18.12.2005., nedjelja
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SVI MI ZNAMO DA SAM JA PRELJEN STAVI NEKI ZANIMLJIVI POST ALI OBEĆAJEM DA ĆETE UBRZO OVDJE NAĆI NEŠTO ZAPRAVO SVE O MOJEM NAJDREŽEM PIVU. ALI ZASAD SAMO NEŠTO O JEDNOM VELIKOM UMJETNIKU KOJI JE U STANJZ NAPRAVIT PARODIJU NA SVE ŽIVO. WEIRD AL YANKOVICH EVO NEKOLIKO ZANIMLJIVIH LYRICS-a Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) Lyrics [Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation! [Ken] Your so ugly, You disgust me! [Barbie] I'm a sad, Homely girl, All alone in the world I'm as flat as board Thin and lengthy [Ken] You're a doll Get a troll Were you hit by a train? Don't come near me 'Cause your breath is stanky! [Barbie] Don't get touched! I'm afraid! 'Cause guys say, I'm an eye sore! I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation! [Ken] You're so ugly, You disgust me! [Barbie] Boo hoo, hoo, yeah! [Ken] You're so ugly, You disgust me! [Barbie] Boo hoo, boo hoo! Oh let's go out and have some fun! [Ken] I'm sorry, But you're too damn ugly! Barbie] Oh, screw you, Ken! Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation! [Ken] You're so ugly, You disgust me! [Barbie] Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah! [Ken] You're so ugly, You disgust me! [Barbie] Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Oh let's go out and have some fun! [Ken] I'm sorry, But you're too damn ugly! [Barbie] Oh, screw you, Ken Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody) When you've get some weed and know where to smoke Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can! Put some holes in it and break up your butt Throw it on the top and now you can smoke some some! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Yea We don't all drink up but we all wipe our butt Take a toilet paper roll and some tin foil! Wrap the foil around the toilet paper roll Poke some holes in it and you've got a good bowl! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Yea If you don't wanna Bowl and you wanna Bong Take some tin foil and a one gallon milk jug! Cut off the bottom put a big hole in the top Put some foil around it and fill up the bathtub! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Do do do do doo do do do doo... Do do do do doo Always Smoke a Bowla! Yea... Yea-ah-ah Yea-ea Yea-ah-ah Yea-ea Woah-oh-oh Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Grandpa's A Pornstar Lyrics Last night I was surfing on the internet Speeding through cyber space (you've got mail) I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site Oh my god I recognize that face Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol He's shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh) Look he's fallen and he can't get up Can't get it up, get down With your bad self Find a trapeez, no BVDs Crack that whip Don't break a hip Check out his funky hip gyration He must be taking his medication Grandpa's so hot he smokes If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol Laced with viagra, he's 80 years old (oh) MORATE SI OVE POSLUŠAT ZA KREPAT SU.. |
10.12.2005., subota
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SUBOTA NAVEĆER POLA JEDANAEST A JA SAM DOMA SLUSAM MAIDENE, KOJI LUZER NO NAŽALOST STARCI ME NA PUSTE DANAS VAN KAJ ZBOG OCJENA KAJ ZBOG TOG KAJ SAM SE JUĆER POSVAĐAL SA STAROM, I ONDA JOŠ DANAS SA STARIM KOJI ULETAVA U SOBU I POČNE SE DERAT NA MENE ZAKAJ SE JA STALNO SVAĐAM SA STAROM... NO PIŠEM OVE DA POŽELIM DOBAR PROVOD SVIMA KOJI SMIJU VAN.LJUDI UBIJTE SE, NAPIJTE SE,ZRIGAJTE AKO TREBA  NAPUŠITE SE I ZA MENE. NAPRAVITE NEKO SRANJE RAZBIJTE NEŠTO VANDALIZIRAJTE GRAD ZAJEBITE SVE AUTORITETE,JER KOGA BRIGA MALOLJETNIČKI DOSJE VAM SE IONAK BRIŠE SA 18.g. TAK DA MOŽEMO RADIT KAJ GOT HOĆEMO.  GLEDAJTE ČAK I JODA "TEPE SMOTULJAK" ZAKAJ ONDA NEBI MI. |
